T asked: Given the recent sharp upswing in violent solar activity, coupled with the overall shifting of the prevailing eastern climate winds, should I wear the blue shirt or the grey shirt tomorrow night?

Your fashion rune is Kenaz, the Torch! The Anglo-Saxon poem attributed to this snazzy arcanum reads, "A torch alight is known to all alive by its pale flame. It burns most oft where Aethlings rest themselves within." Admittedly this bit of aesthetic input is on the ambiguous side, so we'll consult further. The Old Norse rhyme for this rune reads "An ulcer is fatal to children, death makes a corpse pale." I'd say go with the grey shirt.